Hey English Lovers !! Welcome to FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS !! Our news is so fresh, it happened TOMORROW !!
WORD OF THE DAY : " bend over " ( If I stand up with straight legs
and then touch my toes, I have to bend over. ) " freezer " ( A special refrigerator only for frozen food. ) JOKE OF THE DAY : A man went to church and told the priest, " My girlfriend and I have been sleeping together, and we don't want to get married. We also like gambling and drinking a lot. Will God let us get into heaven? The priest said, " I'm sorry. You have to get married first, stop drinking and gambling, then you can get into heaven." A week later, the man came back and said, " We stopped drinking and gambling, but yesterday, I saw my beautiful girlfriend bending over the freezer, and I had to make love to her !! " The priest said, " Oh no !! God will not be very happy about that !! " The man said, "I understand. And the staff in the supermarket weren't very happy about it, either !! " ( HA HA !! ) | 
