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CRAZY PICTURE OF THE MONTH :
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !
We hope you enjoyed the La Lingua Christmas Party ! AND of course, MINORU'S CRAZY ROCK BAND !!
We'll do it all again next year ! JOKE OF THE WEEK : Playboy magazine has a new magazine for married men......... Every month, the pictures are always the same! ( HA HA !! ) THIS HOLIDAY'S SUPER CHALLENGE :
First, sit down and raise your right foot.
Next, turn your right foot clockwise in the air. At the same time, draw the number '6' with your right finger !! DID YOU KNOW ? :
If you weigh yourself during a full moon, your weight is about 200 grams less !! WEBSITE OF THE YEAR :
If you want to see tennis player Andy Roddick fight with a bad smell, go to YouTube and watch: 'Roddick vs Pong'
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