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THIS NEWS REPORTER :  UPCOMING EVENTS: HEY GAMBLING LOVERS ! Don't go to Star City! It's too boring an expensive! Go to CRAB RACING! It's much better! We're gonna gamble, meet some foreign people, and speak lots of English !!. WHAT IS THAT ?
Everybody chooses one crab and pays some money .
The bartender puts all he crabs in the middle of a big
circle and the crabs slowly start walking. If your crab
walks off the table first, you win ALL the money ! WHEN IS THAT?
Every Wednesday, at 7.30pm. We're gonna gamble on crab racing, meet some foreign people, and speak lots of English !!. WHERE IS THAT?
It's at the Friend In Hand Hotel at 58 Cowper St in Glebe, near Broadway Shops. HOW CAN WE GET THERE?
From George St, get on a 431, 433, or 434 bus, and ask the friendly driver, " When we get to Glebe Primary School, could you please tell us ? " After about fifteen minutes, you'll get off the bus and you'll see Cowper St opposite the bus stop, on the left. HOW MUCH?
It's FREE !! WHO WITH?
Students, backpackers, friends, and lots of cool foreign people too !! WORD OF THE DAY :
" clockwise " travelling in the same direction as a clock's hands THIS WEEK'S SUPER CHALLENGE : First, sit down and raise your right foot. Next, turn your right foot clockwise in the air. At the same time, draw the number '6' in the air with your right finger ! Can you do it ? We can't either ! Let's keep trying !
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