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This Reporter is working hard for you!!  UPCOMING EVENTS: HEY HIP-HOP LOVERS !!
Do you want a chance to watch
( or try ) some hip hop dancing ? A really cool group of ( English speaking ) young guys and girls meet EVERY WEEK for a hip-hop dance session !!
WHERE ?
In Chinatown, in front of the
Sydney Entertainment Centre, near Gate "A". WHEN ? Every Thursday evening at about 6pm.
HOW MUCH ?
It's FREE !!! SEE YOU ALL THERE !!! DID YOU KNOW :
Where can you find the cheapest beer in the world ? The cheapest beer in the world is in Burma. One beer costs only 67 cents. Let's go to Burma !!
AND:
In Italy, there's a special computer database for dogs. If your dog does a poo on the street, the special police can test the poo and find the owner!! Then the owner has to pay a $20 penalty!! There's only one mammal in the world that can't jump. Try to guess which one ! The answer is at the end of today's web-page. WE NEVER SAY :
" sharemate " ( You cannot share a mate. Maybe it's possible if we cook our mate, and share his delicious body for dinner !! But that's crazy, so we NEVER say " sharemate ". )
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